Art: NakedBee - Commissioned art! OMG, the mail's arrived!

Australia Post has brought me much goodness in the mail!

Remember how I bought nakedbee's Rub-a-dub-dub, Snape in a tub at Prophecy and how delighted I've been to have it hanging on my wall? I took the opportunity to commission more art from nakedbee and it's arrived!

First of all, Snape in a corset. And stockings. Oh, and a collar. Did I mention the collar?



There's something very special about Snape in lingerie. I asked NakedBee to use my fic Hagrid's Magical Creature as a prompt for the image and she's done an incredible job! The star is, of course, the entirely Snapealicious mister_b33, who does an incredible Snape!

Secondly, there's a photoset of eight shots, Unbuttoning Snape

















Yes, I fetishize Snape's buttons. Who, I ask you, doesn't? :D I love the idea of Harry unpacking Snape, of getting through all his defences and finding the man underneath. Loving him, wanting him. This set catches that perfectly for me.

nakedbee, I'd marry you and have your children if you weren't already taken by mister_b33. Okay, I'd marry mister_b33 without hesitation as well, because not only is he a fabulous Snape, he's a great sport! Yes, for those of you in the know, there is a sequel but it's not for posting! I couldn't be more delighted - every one of them gets an Outstanding!

In other news, after mailing three boxes to myself from Canada on 13 August, they have finally arrived! They've all been opened by Customs; I'm sure I'm on their "Open all mail because this person is a fruitcake and the amusement value is sure to be high" list! I had a wonderful time unpacking them all. So many wonderful memories!

Finally, a meme ganked from lauriegilbert:

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I didn't flush (-1 points). In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, swtalmnd (-5000 points). In January I pushed jin_fenghuang in the mud (-17 points). Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5093 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, snapetoy